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Most experts use the The Saffer-Simpson Scale of Hurricane Intensity for wind. Mom uses the canine-follicle scale. Please note Hurricane Charlie produced more hair height than the rest. Ivan had an upward draft and Frances made us go out and buy a new red necklace.

Here I am in Lakeland, Florida field testing the Saffer-Simpson Hurricane scale. Given the blow-back on my crest and the rate those feathers on my neck are flying, I would give it a DOGatory 3 on the Chinese Crest-Follicle scale. Saffer-Simpson rate storms CATegory 3, but I would like some equal time for canine pals.

We didn't want to see the hurricane anymore, so we went to Georgia to get pie,