ask alice. life is complicated, ask somebody who's pink

	Have questions For Alice?  You don't have to be a dog or cat to ask one, but it helps.  Puppies are welcome. Life is complicated, ask somebody who's pink. Email  me please: alice@pinkdog.org
	Dear Alice, Outside my window, the trees are not going by real fast. Why is that?
	That's happening to me too. Does anybody in your room have a seat belt on? I think it means we're not going anywhere right now.
	How does your hair get pink?
	Sleep in a pink flower. If you prefer another color, try a purple flower. Avoid sleeping in plaid flowers. Results are unpredictable.
	Dear Alice, should we get a Macintosh or windows-based computer?
	Macs are really pretty, but we dogs need windows so we can stick our heads out.